Is "Pokémon" Jamaican for gay sex?
I caught a woman shoplifting...at KFC...
NOTE TO SELF: Stop Making Notes To Self
Why do they put the slowest cashiers at the express lanes?
Fox added HD and Bill O'Reilly aged 20 years. I'm just waiting for CNN to catch up and show us that Larry King died back in 2000.
I overheard an obese woman at a deli say she needed to watch her "Tender Figure". She then asked for a double shot of oil be put on her sandwich.
I made the voices in my head mad and now they're giving me "The Silent Treatment". Am I better?
Never hook up a hose until you know where the other end is, especially with an enema
DO NOT play "Red Rover" with a wall
Could you blame a Narcoleptic for passing out after sex?
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